Monash Socialist Alliance Minutes
1. Apologies:
- Peter Swayne (Kindergarten and Primary School Revolutions Officer)
2. Animal Voting Rights on the Board
- The question was put to the board: “should we continue our policy of encouraging animals to vote?”
- The Communications Officer voted no, and said that the animals only ever abstain from the vote
- The majority voted yes. The duck and the cat abstained
3. Communications Officer Report
- The communications officer suggested that the Socialist Alliance may be too confronting and assertive in its communications with Monash students
4. Openings for Communications Officer
- An new opening was announced for the position of Communications Officer
- An injured fruit bat, possessed by the president, was voted into the vacancy. The fruit bat has a broken wing, and will serve the socialist alliance for the duration of its physical recovery.
5. The roof protest
- Four members of the Socialist alliance took to the Campus Center Roof on Tuesday in order to protest against altitude
6. A new threat: Anti Socialism
- Mrs. Haller, a certified psychologist* from the Life Coaching Institute, informed the board that “anti-social behaviour” is not a psychological trait, and that it is instead a new oppositional, capitalistic ideology. Mrs. Haller said that “Anti-Social behaviour IS Anti-Socialism”
7. Treasurer’s report
- The treasurer asked that the board support the diversion of all funds to the fight against Anti-Socialism
- The motion was seconded and passed.
8. General consensus on being radical
- The board agreed that they should all be radical
End of meeting
