Monash Socialist Alliance Minutes
1. Apologies:
- Peter Swayne (Kindergarten and Primary School Revolutions Officer)
2. Animal Voting Rights on the Board
- The question was put to the board: “should we continue our policy of encouraging animals to vote?”
- The Communications Officer voted no, and said that the animals only ever abstain from the vote
- The majority voted yes. The duck and the cat abstained
3. Communications Officer Report
- The communications officer suggested that the Socialist Alliance may be too confronting and assertive in its communications with Monash students
4. Openings for Communications Officer
- An new opening was announced for the position of Communications Officer
- An injured fruit bat, possessed by the president, was voted into the vacancy. The fruit bat has a broken wing, and will serve the socialist alliance for the duration of its physical recovery.
5. The roof protest
- Four members of the Socialist alliance took to the Campus Center Roof on Tuesday in order to protest against altitude
6. A new threat: Anti Socialism
- Mrs. Haller, a certified psychologist* from the Life Coaching Institute, informed the board that “anti-social behaviour” is not a psychological trait, and that it is instead a new oppositional, capitalistic ideology. Mrs. Haller said that “Anti-Social behaviour IS Anti-Socialism”
7. Treasurer’s report
- The treasurer asked that the board support the diversion of all funds to the fight against Anti-Socialism
- The motion was seconded and passed.
8. General consensus on being radical
- The board agreed that they should all be radical
End of meeting
Hey, this is Jamie from the socialist alliance. Weird how we have the same name. Anyway, we are all coming to your house right now, and we all have angry dogs, and we are going to release them into your house. Enjoy that, YOU FUCKWIT!
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