You're god-damn going to pay for your sushi

Two Japanese sailors were chopping along in their boat, off the coast of Japan. One grabbed the other's attention and pointed at the ocean below. There was an assembly of thousands and thousands of whales. There appeared to be a "Leader-Whale" that they were all facing. The Leader Whale was propped up at a piano, and he was much bigger than the other whales. It was as though the Leader Whale was singing something to the rest (like a speech). One of the sailors had equiptment specifically designed for recording whales singing. He dropped the microphone into the ocean, this is the audio that he captured:

Recording, North-East Japanese coast, 21/04/11. Click here

 

 And this is a written memorandum of its contents/lyrics (but you an get them from listening to the above link):

 

The whales wont stay down forever, you should have done your research better

We're peaceful mammals but we trust in fairness you see. Your're god damn gonna pay for your sushi

 

Something strange about this notion, i mean, an island inciting an ocean? The stupid monkeys would be astounded that, men, we have them surrounded

 

Yes you, with your flipper up, please, speak your mind!

 

"well sir, can we do this, I cant even walk or climb"

 

That's just what the monkeys would want you to think when in fact we have pogo sticks

 

"Really?"

 

Yeah, we do, it's weird, it's weird, but we do.

 

The whales wont stay down forever etc. etc.